Total Medals Earned: 819 (From 132 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,635 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/155 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (180/365 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/315 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Enter The Cave of No Return
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
View The Credits
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Complete 30 rooms
Reach the end of the game
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Get all 4 spells
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Score 5,000 points in one game.
Score 10,000 points in one game.
Score 20,000 points in one game.
Score 30,000 points in one game.
